A gilder's workshop at dusk. A pendant lamp lights a workbench with a half gold-leafed brick, a gold rubber duck and a book of gold leaf.

The gilder's workshop · Everything gilded

Gold onthe outside.

$GILDED is the coin that is gold on the outside. Brush leaf onto a brick, a banana, a duck or a toaster and see how little gold it takes to look expensive.

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Sealed: 0 · Gold laid: 0 mg · Apprentice

The gilding bench · Job card G-1

Gild anything.

Pick an object, then drag the brush across it to lay gold leaf. The counters show how much real gold you just used and what it is worth. Spoiler: far less than it looks.

Gilder's benchTicket G-0001

Gold meter
Gilded0%
Gold used0.00mg
Gold worth$0.00
Gold inside0mg

Nothing gilded yet.

Drag across the object to lay leaf. Keyboard: focus the bench, then arrow keys to move and Space to lay a leaf.

Brick

NOTE FROM THE GILDER

Sealed 0Gold laid in total 0 mgFully gilded 0 / 4Rank Apprentice

Schedule A · How thin is thin

A lot of shine, very little gold.

Four figures about gold leaf and the word “gilded”. Each one links to where it came from.

Wikipedia · Gold leaf

100nm

About how thick beaten gold leaf is. That is roughly 1/250,000 of an inch.

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Wikipedia · Gold leaf

250×

How much thinner the finished leaf is than the 25 micrometre rolled gold it is beaten from.

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FTC Jewelry Guides

0.175µm

The least fine gold the FTC guides allow behind the words gold plate. Gold leaf is thinner than that.

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LibriVox

1873

The year Twain and Warner published The Gilded Age, which gave the era its name.

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Exhibits A to D · The gilder's file

Gilded, on the record.

Four true accounts of what gilding is, how thin it gets and why we still use the word for everything shiny and shallow. Every exhibit links to its source.

A leather-bound book on a study desk, its spine and edges stamped with gold.
Exhibit A · Mark Twain and Charles Dudley WarnerNovel, 1873

A novel about gold on the outside gave an entire era its name.

In 1873 Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner published The Gilded Age: A Tale of To-Day, a satire of greed and political corruption in post-Civil War America. The title is the point. Gilding is only a thin layer of gold over something cheaper, and the name stuck to the whole period.

A thin layer. Over everything.

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A white lily with its petal edges brushed in gold leaf.
Exhibit B · William Shakespeare · King JohnLate 1590s

The original line is about painting a lily. Gilding came later.

The phrase behind “gild the lily” comes from King John, probably written in the late 1590s, where the line reads closer to “To gild refined gold, to paint the lily”. “Gild the lily” is a later paraphrase. Either way the idea is the same: decorating something that needed nothing. The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as embellishing something excessively.

Gold on gold. Please stop.

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Exhibit C · Wikipedia · Gold leafReference

Gold leaf is rolled to 25 micrometres, then beaten down to about 0.1.

Goldbeaters start with a rolled gold ribbon about 25 micrometres thick, a thousandth of an inch, and beat it until the finished leaf is around 100 nanometres. That is roughly 1/250,000 of an inch. The most commonly used leaf is 23 karat.

That is the whole coat.

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The Golden Pavilion in Kyoto, its upper floors covered in gold leaf, reflected in a still pond.
Exhibit D · Kinkaku-ji, KyotoRestored 1986 to 1987

Kyoto’s Golden Pavilion lost its gold coat. The new one is five times thicker.

The top two floors of the Golden Pavilion are covered in pure gold leaf. The leaf on the 1955 reconstruction was found to have peeled off in 1984. In 1986 and 1987 it was replaced with leaf 0.5 micrometres thick and weighing 20 kilograms, which Wikipedia describes as five times the thickness and ten times the weight of the original coat.

Gold on the outside needs upkeep.

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Certificate desk · printed in your browser

Frame the certificate.

Seal an object at the bench and its certificate is printed here, with the gold counted to the milligram and your gilded object in the frame. Put a name on it, download it or post it. It is a joke certificate and entitles you to nothing.

Name on the certificate

Please print clearly

Share on X

Seal an object at the bench to fill in the certificate.

Care instructions

  • It is a memecoin. Nothing more.
  • Nothing here is solid gold.
  • Do not rub. Leaf comes off.
  • Prices go up and down.
  • Start gilding
InvoiceCustomer copy · keep on file
Item
$GILDED
Finish
Gold leaf, 100 nm
Solid gold
None
Gold on the outside
Yes
Warranty
Do not touch
Contract
SignedThe Gilder